Grin and Bear It

So today was totally Monday number two for me. I ought to write Murphy a thank you letter for letting her Law influence my whole day. Wait, was that a lady or a dude? Oh well, they're a bitch either way. Extra long day at work aside...after I come home late, to a messy house because I have no energy to clean and the teens are lazy as fuck, we have round two of Monday two. Fuck it. 

In my head, I lose count daily of the times I have to say, 'what the fuck.' It felt like the odometer on the fuckometer went haywire like some carnival gauge in a psychedelic episode of Scooby Doo meets Tom and Jerry. These are the days we drink. Heavily. Except we're low on beer and I really am trying hard to stop adding unnecessary calories to my giant ass and gut. 

I did get the chance to catch up a little with a friend I haven't touched base with in a while. She talked me home. Well, okay, we bitch-sessioned back and forth but it was a great release. It's funny how letting it all out to someone who understands and cares and doesn't judge you for having a bitchy moment can do for you. 

I'm working on a novel. Well, technically, I am working on several. I have one written that needs editing, one in the process of writing (fifty or so pages in), and I have an idea for a third. Some days all I want is an hour of total, silent, alone time...OMG I digress. I'm like a squirrel on espresso looking at a shiny, spinning disco ball! My point in saying this, well, two points now:

For a writer, I should be better at this blogging shit - I start to write some days and think, "Who the fuck wants to read that?" but I remind myself that I am writing this for me and so I tell myself to fuck off and publish it. 

Secondly, I'm thinking that on the crazy, blue moon, off chance that my novels are successful, I would rather not have all that attention focused on me or my family. So I want to come up with a pen name. And hell, if they suck sweaty moose cock, I don't want anyone to know they were mine either. So a pen name is a definite win-win here! 

Suggestions are welcome however I don't want them public, in case I decide to use one - credit will be given if wanted! So, you can message me on my Facebook or Twitter Page for now. I have too many email addresses to keep up with as it is so I don't think I will be creating a new one just yet. That being said, if for some crazy reason this blog takes off and gets a big following, an email address will become a need and I will deal with it. 

Have a great fucking hump day tomorrow ladies and dudes!